Speaking of useless laws...

In keeping with my earlier post on baggy pants laws, I find it my duty to inform all of our readers that it's now illegal to wear saggy pants in Mansfield, LA per a city ordinance that just passed. Pull those droopy drawers up to waist level when passing through the booming metropolis of Mansfield or you could face a penalty of $150 plus court costs or up to 15 days behind bars.