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Monday, January 28, 2008
Mardi Gras Themes
Last year every dance team danced to DJ Unk's Walk It Out (walk it out, walk it out).
This year's song of Mardi Gras...Low by Flo Rida. Too bad most of those wannabe moms can't get...low.
In other hip hop news, I'm not surprised/totally appalled that when Soulja Boy's Crank That comes on and all the 8 year olds in the neighborhood bust into the dance. Yeah...eight year olds dancing to a song about cumming, in a variety of forms. Of course, the first 15 seconds of the video feature the same thing. What can one do?
Sunday, January 27, 2008
Tuesday, January 22, 2008
want to touch the hiney
Someone has a crush on ALTR... You're a secretary in my office
On an aside...check out the vagina couch
Monday, January 21, 2008
wtf beer?!
So I put my Ayinger Celebrator in the freezer for 30 minutes because I really was craving one when I got home from work but didn't want to wait for the fridge. I poured it beautifully and then all of a sudden part of it was frozen. WTF?!
And so begins the quick death of my liver.
actual text message I had to send on Sunday:
Sorry I threw up out your car window. I guess trying to drink an entire bottle of vodka on an empty stomach is not a good idea. Do I owe you a car wash?
Needless to say, we had fun at Krewe du Vieux and somehow I ended up in the bushes in front of my house.
Our wine rack has now become a vodka rack and my roommate just ordered pounds of glitter on the internet. To be delivered to ALTR at work, of course.
I love Mardi Gras.
Friday, January 18, 2008
stuff and stuff
The best parts of last night. Or, atleast the parts I can remember, haha.
Jeff Crouere:
The democratic race has come down to a black man and a white woman. That's the same decision Michael Jackson has to make everyday.
And here is an actual conversation that took place....
ALTL: Oooh, you smell nice.
Vince Vance: Ask me what I'm wearing.
ALTL: Uh, what are you wearing?
VV: A hard on! For you!
ALTL: *shock*
Thursday, January 17, 2008
oh baby
Just heard on WWL that the 97 million dollar winning Powerball ticket was sold in good ol' Metairie. Oh boy.
The question they asked: Would you go to work this morning?
I probably would.
Monday, January 14, 2008
dogs, booze, haircuts
Not only can you bring your dog to the Bridge Lounge, but Mondays during happy hour you can get your haircut!
I wonder if the service is provided for the dogs as well...?
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