What are you doing under that robe?

Lately it seems that whenever I see "As Seen on TV" commercials, I half expect them to turn out to be SNL skits. The crap they sell on TV is getting more and more absurd. And it's not a joke. Meet the Snuggie!

Sorry if your grandmother gave you/is giving you one of these for Christmas. I'm sure they're nice and warm. But common sense begs the question of why a traditional robe wasn't good enough for you! Also, you look like you're a part of some strange robe-wearing religious cult or some sort of medieval monk.


I'll just stick to my flannel robe and/or blanket and Tulane hoodie for those rare chilly nights.

Are you thinking what I'm thinking?

Rarely do I laugh out loud at cheesy As See On TV features. But this one really made me laugh. Meet the Aqua Globe - it waters your plants for you! It time releases water for you plants based on how dry the soil is. And, it looks like a HASH PIPE!

Imagine giving one of these to your mother or grandmother. I'm sure my mother would love it - but would probably recognize the obvious resemblance.