cell phones are always the problem

Excerpts from nola.com Cell phone use leads to arrest of Fontainebleau student

When the teacher asked for the cell phone, the girl hid it in her shirt

And then...

The teacher alerted school resource officer Phillip Aleshire, who also attempted to retrieve the girl's phone

Was that really necessary, Phil? Sheesh.

Who else attempted to retrieve the phone?

yikes

This interview with Sarah Palin is uncomfortable to watch.

Fratty hair = sexy....

But fascism? So not sexy.

Hard to explain

How to you explain to your boss that you were late to work this morning because you started watching "The Hottie and the Nottie" starring Paris Hilton and just couldn't turn away?

It's true. It was on Bravo this morning.

Why you haven't heard from us in awhile

From G-Chat this morning:

ALTL: i am going to kill someone today
ALTR: me too!
ALTR: we need to stagger the days we commit murder so we can bail each other out
ALTL: good point

SURPRISE!

As of 11:30 a.m., Entergy Texas said 386,263 of its 392,960 customers, or 98.3 percent, remained without power. The company, whose vast service area runs around the north and east sides of the Houston area, actually reported an increase in outages from earlier this morning.

- chron.com

haha

ISS: i'm working for ralph nader

ALTL: nice

ISS: he's here right now, too

ALTL: how's that going?
ALTL: like sitting next to you?

ISS: keeping me pretty f'n busy

ALTL: running his hand up your leg?

ISS: hahah shut up

ALTL: HEY RALPH
ALTL: U R PRETTY KEWL

ISS: HE'S IN HIS OFFICE ALL ALONE

ALTL: *WAVES*
ALTL: *FLAILS ARMS*

Creepster

Due to Gustav's force, 100 year old coffin found in the roots of a tree at the Amite Baptist Church near Watson, LA. Watch the video!

[h/t The Dead Pelican]

rawr

I know that nola.com finds the status of Causeway traffic to be headline worthy for the morning and evening commutes, but could they at least mention the water spout that fucked up the traffic at about 9 AM this morning? Sheesh.

Trouble the Water

Don't think I've heard much about this film...



Trouble the Water: Coming to Canal Place September 19.

omfg

EDIT: Click the pic. Can I not post animated gifs?