So I had sex with a woman on the ship. And I went through this whole thing you know - AM I GAY?! AM I STRAIGHT?!? And then I realized...
I'm just slutty.
Where's my parade? What about slut pride?!
I fuckin' love Margaret Cho. And the timing is just so perfect having called out this dude as a greedy bastard after he told me he's been doing it with a guy all summer but it "doesn't count."
Here's the long version of her account of being the resident stand up comic on an Olivia Cruise. From her video I'm The One That I Want:
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"It doesn't count" That's I guess the CDO method of sexual accounting.
I wanna see the whole thing again! Margaret Cho kicks ass and takes names - and apparently, she's a really good burlesque performer as well...
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