pelican no longer endangered?

Here at The Head Pelican, we were ecstatic to hear that the the brown pelican may be removed from the endangered species list!

Unfortunately, we're afraid that our own species (or singular specie if you will) may be endangered! After our hiatus over the December holiday season and then Mardi Gras, our readers, or at least commenters, have been few and far between. Not enough drunken stories? Does ALTL need to start posting about her sex life again? Does ALTR need to start posting about her Republican sexual encounters?

We're underpaid and overworked working girls. We don't know how our fellow bloggers maintain such extensive, thoughtful, well-read blogs while we are busy slaving away under the watchful eye of our eccentric attorney bosses. What are a pair of girls to do?!

Council-at-Large forum

Yours truly attended the Council at Large forum last Thursday. It seems that most everyone has some sort of commentary on a candidate or candidates. While I think my comments will be worth little note, there are a couple of important things I think were missed:

• Kaare Johnson's biggest contribution to the community: Well just the other day outside of his home on Julia Street a van flipped over and he helped pull the driver from the wreckage as everyone else just watched!
  
• Cynthia Willard-Lewis never looked at the crowd. Her eyes were glued to the ceiling of Nunamker Auditorium during every one of her responses.
  
• Lee Zurik's eyebrows aren't nearly the presence in person as they are on TV. I guess it's that whole the-camera-adds-ten-pounds thing.
  
• Tommie Vassel slept with the entire Sewage and Water Board! And then proceeded to help them de-water the city in under the allotted time projected! Was it his super sperm? We will never know.
  
• Unfortunately, the Appleton I've been sipping is making it difficult for me to locate the article Mama D mentioned about 376 times about herself. Anyone got it?

That's all I got for now. I'm such a cynic, I have a hard time paying attention to the real answers. I'm interested to know a little more about generic Tommy Lewis other than his lineage and family gossip. And I like Virginia Boulet. All four of her ex-husbands and all.

As an aside, why is it that just about anyone or anything is allowed to have a blog but neglect it to the nth degree? Myself may or may not be included. Talk about appeal.

If you missed the first one, the G Bitch Spot has a list of upcoming forums on October 11 and 16 with our favorite gaggle of folks vying for the Council-at-Large seat.