Here at The Head Pelican, we were ecstatic to hear that the the brown pelican may be removed from the endangered species list!
Unfortunately, we're afraid that our own species (or singular specie if you will) may be endangered! After our hiatus over the December holiday season and then Mardi Gras, our readers, or at least commenters, have been few and far between. Not enough drunken stories? Does ALTL need to start posting about her sex life again? Does ALTR need to start posting about her Republican sexual encounters?
We're underpaid and overworked working girls. We don't know how our fellow bloggers maintain such extensive, thoughtful, well-read blogs while we are busy slaving away under the watchful eye of our eccentric attorney bosses. What are a pair of girls to do?!
Saturday, February 9, 2008
pelican no longer endangered?
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7 comments:
Hmmm. One of you should bend over the filing cabinet while wearing a short skirt and green striped thong. This will distract the exccentric bosses while the other one blogs.
Yes do that.
And blog about the clever distraction-- with pictures!
Listen to DB. She knows all about how to deal with those law talking guys.
As someone who grew up in a family of lawyers I endorse the Dangerblond Plan(tm)
Just to clarify, I was referring to the Cragslist "missed connections" ad that Head Pelican recently posted. I am actually not in favor of the display of one's ass at work, either literally or figuratively. Unless it's in the job description, of course.
I got it, DB. I was just making sure people listen to you.
I prefer to tell my boss that I have a pair of underwear that looks like the tie he is wearing.
ALTR is the exhibitionist, as you can tell from the CL missed connection, but unfortunately we do not work in the same office.
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