The Head Pelican

Even John Q. Public can hire the guy who has a bachelors degree in kicking ass and taking names.

ALTR came across an interesting article on thehill.com while taking a break from drafting pleadings for her boss to sign. This article observes that the average citizen can take pluralism into their own hands by retaining a hired gun for whatever cause their hearts desire. Kind of makes you think - if you had a few thousand to spend on K Street, what cause would you choose? ALTR would try to get an earmark in the appropriations bill to pay off her Neiman's bill.

If only Elle Woods had read this article before moving to Washington DC to advance animal rights in Legally Blonde 2, she could have saved herself some serious time. You know that chick certainly had the cash to spend on K Street.