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Last night at the Kingpin we saw Dirk Nowitzki. You know, if I were someone famous with all these invites to VIP parties with free flowing alcohol, I would totally ditch those places to bum around the city I'm in. No, seriously.

However, the dim lighting and alcohol did not disguise the fact that he resembles a neanderthal.

And today he did community service. With Jason Kidd, of course, who the Mavs are about to acquire in a huge trade if everything goes smoothly.

Here are some drunk Dirk pictures from 2007