sometimes reality takes the cake

Actual lawsuit filed in New Orleans recently...*

Lawsuit for unlawful employment practices. After the plaintiff complained that her job duties should not include opening defendant F's emails as they were sometimes pornographic, F asked her if she was in "the mood for a Mountain Dew," referring to the most recent email the plaintiff had opened which depicted a naked woman with a can of Mountain Dew inserted into her vagina. Later, the plaintiff was told by one of her female colleagues that all of the women working for the defendant were F's "girls," and that F only hired attractive females and expected them to take better care of him than his wife could. The next day, the plaintiff witnessed F and that female colleague making out, as they sat in the same car in which she was riding. Later F asked her not to tell anyone about the incident.

* While this is all public record, I just felt that I should take out the names.